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God went to the Arabs and said,
“I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.”

The Arabs asked, “What are Commandments?”
And the Lord said, “They are rules for living..”

“Can you give us an example?”

“Thou shall not kill.”

“Not kill? We’re not interested.”

So He went to the Blacks and said, “I have Commandments.”

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
“Honor thy Father and Mother.”

“Father? We don’t know who our fathers are. We’re not interested.”

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
“I have Commandments.”

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said “Thou shall not steal.”

“Not steal? We’re not interested.”

Then He went to the French and said,
“I have Commandments.”

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, “Thou shall not commit adultery.”

“Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.”

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
”I have Commandments.”

“Commandments?” They said, “How much are they?”

“They’re free.”

“We’ll take 10.”

There, that should offend just about everybody.

PAPER: HILLARY POLLSTER PENN GOT $6M FROM STIMULUS http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/71353-mark-penn-got-6-million-from-stimulus

“This trial is going to be a soapbox for Al-Qaeda’s case against America, and if you don’t think that they can’t find some pro bono ACLU lawyer to go in there and make the case that America is guilty, you have another thing coming.”

Climategate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olmag5Cu9TI

Climategate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W-BePJOLbw

Climategate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue8rVSmrmZ0

dictators all agree OBAMA is the man

I didnt do that

great minds think alike "You can't stimulate an economy by taking $50 million out of it and then putting the $50 million back in." CARACAS, Jan 9 (Reuters) - Venezuelans rushed to the shops on Saturday, fearful of price rises after a currency devaluation that will let President Hugo Chavez boost government spending ahead of an election but feeds opposition charges of economic mismanagement.